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Expectations for Zack Snyder’s Superman reboot, Man Of Steel, are reaching fever pitch across the blogosphere – with each and every trailer, TV spot or featurette, anticipation grows exponentially, thanks largely to a reverential yet explosive take on the legendary superhero finally giving us something to care about. Like most, I was disappointed by Superman Returns (I can understand the reason we needed that film – to finally erase the visage of Christopher Reeve as the definitive screen Superman - but I still find it cloying and boring years later), and news of another Superman film so soon afterwards wasn’t exactly filling me with excitement. Marvel had done something similar with the Hulk – Ang Lee’s Hulk bored most people to death, while Leterrier’s Incredible Hulk manged to amp up the action and excitement and make itself at least a decent film – so one had to hope that Warners knew what they were doing.

Having Dark Knight director Christopher Nolan producing the film was the first step to putting the doubters on notice. Nolan’s pedigree was met with near universal acclaim, coming off the back of The Dark Knight trilogy’s success. Troubling, however, was the attachment of Zack Snyder to the director’s chair: Snyder’s polarizing take on Watchmen, his failure with Sucker Punch, and the waning glory from 300 and Dawn of The Dead meant his association with the film wasn’t exactly met with fanboy excitement. On the plus side, even if the film was a disaster, it would at the very least look amazing.

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Morning folks! Hope you enjoyed our Star Trek Into Darkness review last week, and even if you’ve not seen the film yet, we promise the early part of our review doesn’t spoil it for you! As always, we try and be as accommodating as we can here at Fernby Films. If you haven’t read it yet, don’t fear…. scroll your mouse down a bit and there it will be, right beneath this very article!

Regular readers will be aware that we normally publish articles twice-weekly, on Mondays and Thursdays. Kicking off this week, we’re going to ramp up our schedule to publish 3 times a week! We’ve been sitting on a backlog of reviews for a while now, and at the pace we’re watching new films, it’s going to take an eternity to bring our thoughts on them to you! So, rather than maintain the regular 2-per-week schedule, we’re lifting that to 3 a week, for the foreseeable future. Hopefully we’ll be able to use this schedule to play catch-up on stuff we’ve reviewed aaaages ago! So check out our new articles, now on Mondays, Wednesday and Fridays!! What a way to keep yourself entertained!!

Some of the great movies we’re reviewing over the coming months include The Cabin In the Woods (look for this review on Wednesday!), Looper, Dredd, The Raid: Redemption, and a whole slew of current and back-catalog films (including our Man Of Steel review, which comes out in June!) for your edification. We kick things off on Monday, however, with an article I wrote detailing some of the things I’d love to see happen in Man Of Steel. The Five Things I Want To See will set tongues wagging, hopefully. Check it out, right here tomorrow!

Rodney T – EIC, fernbyfilms.com

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To Boldly Retread A Legendary Story.

When the planet Vulcan was destroyed in 2009′s Star Trek, JJ Abrams set the bar for what he was prepared to do to make his revised Trekiverse different from the previous thirty years of the franchise. He wasn’t afraid to shake things up, it seemed. It’s a pity, then, that the shaking up of the Trek universe seems to have stopped with that installment, because Into Darkness doesn’t seem to want to shake things up at all. Oh sure, it looks flashy, and superficially does some narrative barn-dancing, but Into Darkness has a number of crucial errors that stop it being as brazen, as daring, as outright arrogant as the ’09 film was. They’re heavily spoilery, so with that in mind, I’ll be dishing out this review’s official spoiler warning when you need to stop reading – especially if you haven’t seen the film, and actually want to.

Driving lessons weren’t going quite to plan….

For those seeking a non-spoiler review, let me say this as plainly as possible. Into Darkness is as commercially swish, sharply filmed, glitteringly entertaining and, at times, jaw dropping, as its immediate predecessor. JJ Abrams taps into the zeitgeist once again with his alternative timeline Trek delivering all the explosive excitement, heart-pounding action sequences and superficially exciting narrative moments you could ask for. While I’d say it’s not really as good a film as Star Trek was back in ’09, Into Darkness takes us on yet another journey into the heart of space where danger lurks around every corner, and shadows aren’t always as accommodating as they appear to be. The film’s cracking pace, the hip-savvy dialogue and refusal to buckle to Trek conventions make Into Darkness one of the most approachable Trek films to date, and as far as sequels go it’s definitely as entertaining as the previous film – a film which retooled the ailing franchise for the millennial generation. This doesn’t mean it’s a perfect film – more on this down below – but as far as sheer popcorn-schnuffling enjoyment goes, they don’t come much bigger, badder and thrilling than Star Trek Into Darkness. And it’s definitely a film worth seeing on the Big Screen.

Henceforth, this review will be discussing key elements of Star Trek Into Darkness that involves plot and character spoilers. Reading further may spoil many of the surprises that await you when you watch this movie.

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Four score and eleven kills ago….

Four score and about a hundred and fifty years ago, Abraham Lincoln, the 16th President of the United States, began slaughtering vampires. Betcha didn’t know that bit of history, didya? Okay, so that’s probably not true, but Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter is a cavalier historical alternative which sets one of American’s greatest ever leaders against one of the world’s most feared and reviled monsters. The title alone evokes a hazy image of Honest Abe striding through the corridors of the White House, brandishing his hefty weapon of choice, dealing out death to the undead whilst still wearing that famous tall black hat. Sadly, that image isn’t represented in this film, but plenty of great ones are: in particular, Abraham Lincoln battling the vampire enemy aboard a steam train crossing a burning rail bridge. There’s a casual flamboyance to this film, a sense of adventure mixed with tinges of horror – there’s plenty of blood and gore, although considering the saturation level to which vampires have risen in pop-culture these days, I doubt that’ll put many folks off seeing it. Vampire Hunter is, if I can use the term, a genuine Bebmambetov film: flashy, visually gorgeous and stunningly mounted, although typically lacking in depth and emotive cohesion. Still, it’s a nice little film that never once tries to convince you of it being in any way legitimate.

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If Jason Statham is the go-to guy for dependable b-movies in England, then Mark Wahlberg must surely be his American equivalent. Wahlberg, who cut his teeth in action films on The Big Hit, Three Kings and The Perfect Storm, has managed to carve a fairly dependable CV from his time in Hollywood; he’s not what you’d consider a frontrunner for an action movie, but when he does transition from dramatic roles such as The Fighter to outright action, he does a commendable job. Wahlberg is an actor I normally consider “vanilla”; not quite as rough as a Bruce Willis or a Stallone, nor as slick as Statham’s brooding, menacing approach, but a softly-softly style that sets him apart from the majority of his film-making brethren. He lacks the raw intensity of other action stars, yet doesn’t seem to let that stop him giving it a red hot go. I don’t always enjoy a Wahlberg performance, but I give the dude props for always trying to step out of his comfort zone. So what of Contraband, an action/thriller set against the backdrop of New Orleans and the Panama smuggling trade? Does Contraband bring back the glory days of The Big Hit, or is it actually a Big Miss?

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In recent times, audiences have had their fill of the world of Ancient Greece – from the Titans franchise starring Sam Worthington and that damned Kraken, to 300 and Gerard Butler’s Spartan warcry, the life and times of the ancient Mediterranean has been well pillaged on cinema screens of late, and Immortals is no different. While the marketing material for this film screams about how the producers also made 300, the disappointing thing about the film is that it comes across as a diet cola version of that masterpiece. There’s blood, gore and battles galore, as well as eerie creatures of pain and agony, while Gods lounge about on Mt Olympus like a family on holiday from life; visually the film is terrific, but it’s the story and the overall….. tone of the movie that just seems clumsily handled. Immortals isn’t badly made, not in the least, it’s just that it feels too convoluted and too produced for its own good.

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Total Recall: people born after 1990 may have hazy memories of this film being an early Arnie sci-fi classic, but here, in the second decade of the new millennium, we’re given a shiny new edition to play with. While I’m not against remakes overall, I admit to a little lethargy getting excited every time a Hollywood mogul decides he’s got a better vision for a classic film than the classic film had for itself. After all, those classic films need remaking, right? That’s what the kids want, right? Okay, perhaps not, but there might be a time and a place to remake an older story, and Philip K Dick’s novella, We Can Remember It For You Wholesale, seems ripe for a modern twist thanks to state-of-the-art visual effects and cinematic sensibilities. Paul Verhoeven might be somewhere dark right now, gnashing his teeth at the cheek Columbia Pictures had for green-lighting this remake, considering his film from 1990 is rightly considered a bona fide classic of the genre, but you look back on Total Recall from 1990 and think of how that story could be improved, the visuals could be updated, and the character given broader scope in which to play, and you’ll probably see the same tantalizing sense of promise I did when I first heard this film was coming down the line. But what is the end result of this effort from director Len Wiseman: is 2012′s Total Recall a trip down memory lane, a sullying of the glory of Verhoeven’s memory, or in itself a classic science fiction opus sure to remain in the mind’s eye of a new generation when they think about three-breasted women?

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Bourne again…. only without Bourne himself.

With the end of The Bourne Ultimatum, you kinda got the sense that the story told with Matt Damon in the driver’s seat had run its course; the plot threads were wrapped up, the characters all concluded and the three-film narrative arrived at what was its seemingly natural three-act conclusion. The story of The Bourne Legacy, which gives us a new central “hero” to invest in, feels more like a profit making exercise than a genuinely involving continuation of the franchise, a franchise that, I might add, was exceptionally well built from the first installment, and continued under the stylish eye of director Paul Greengrass. While much of the same plot devices from the previous films make their way into this one, and the listing between on-the-run fugitives and in-a-bunker-with-screens CIA surveillance sequences continues unabated, The Bourne Legacy tries to reach the heights of what has come before, and doesn’t quite make it. It’s not bad – it’s just not that great by comparison, either. So what is it about The Bourne Legacy that misfires? Is it the casting? The story? Or the fact that this film doesn’t include Jason Bourne?

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A Vamp Flick With Limited Bite

After a disjointed threequel that never really added to the Underworld legacy, and was missing the central cog that made the franchise work – Beckinsale in a tight black costume – the fourth installment of the not-quite-True-Blood-but-better-than-Twilight vampire saga ekes out tentative entertainment that more often than not, misses the mark completely. Underworld: Awakening ties into the events of the previous Beckinsale episode, Evolution, but never really feels part of the same world, if that makes sense. It’s a lackluster affair, the kind of sequel that is now almost entirely riding on the goodwill of the viewing public without trying to generate any of its own – the film can’t stand on its own as a complete story, nor does it really add anything of import to the franchise overall other than to give Selene a daughter and reduce Scott Speedman’s character (he declined to appear in this film) to a series of flashbacks and poorly executed digital facial doubles. Fans of this saga will no doubt howl with protest at my assessment of this film, because it is basically a carbon copy of the two original films and I guess in that frame of mind this film is absolutely terrific, but as its own entity it remains a missable, unfinished effort that lacks both resolution and coherence.

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For those moments you want to become more “outdoors-y”….

I’m not sure which terrifies me more: mountain climbing, Cliffhanger style, or being stuck underground in a box with only a small tube for air to come in. I know, here’s an idea: combine both those elements and make a film about it. A Lonely Place To Die, c-written and directed by Julian Gilbey, is shot in and around the highlands of Scotland, a country we see far too little of in these survival thriller films, and the landscape is truly evocative of the very title of the film. Indeed, the craggy outcrops and vast wilderness are eerily terrifying for somebody afraid of being lost in a place like that. With a premise as simple as it is terrifying, coupled with an unforgiving landscape and some brutal, really scary Bad Guys, A Lonely Place To Die is a surprising tension package that delivers great thrills, some nice death sequences, and some brilliant photography of Scotland.

Warning: No Spoilers Ahead.

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