July 23, 2014

Movie Review – Edge Of Tomorrow

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Director : Doug Liman
Year Of Release : 2014
Principal Cast : Tom Cruise, Emily Blunt, Bill Paxton, Brendan Gleeson, Kick Gurry, Dragomir Mrsic, Charlotte Riley, Jonas Armstrong, Noah Taylor, Franz Drameh.
Approx Running Time :   113 Minutes
Synopsis:   After Earth is invaded by hostile aliens, a last -ditch assault to wipe them out will meet with disaster unless one man, who possesses the ability to reset time each day, can stop it.
What we think :   Pulsating sci-fi actioner delivers on just about every count, and then some. Cruise is characteristically on point, Blunt is kick-ass, Bill Paxton is a riot, and the special effects are top-notch. This is perfect popcorn entertainment that isn’t as mindless as its contemporaries, and a welcome antidote to the dreck of tent-pole sequels flooding the cineplexes each year.


Edge Of Perfection.

He might be a crazy, couch-jumping, Scientology-loving nutcase, but Tom Cruise doesn’t go into a film with a half-assed performance. If there is one thing you can count on with Cruise, it’s that he invests himself thoroughly within a character (and a film), and it’s through this investment that he remains one of the world’s preeminent A-list superstars. While 2012′s Oblivion may have lacked audience appeal or a fresh plot, Cruise wasn’t the weak link in that film, and he isn’t again here. Not that Edge Of Tomorrow has any real weak links (other than its ending, more on which I’ll discuss shortly); Doug Liman has crafted a thrilling, involving, intelligent sci-fi actioner that will appeal to a broad spectrum audience – with both its leading man and leading woman asserting their authority on the screen, Edge Of Tomorrow is a blast from start to finish.


July 21, 2014

Vale – James Garner

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James Garner – 1928-2014

Legendary Academy Award nominated film and television actor James Garner has passed away.


Movie Review – Grand Budapest Hotel, The

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Director :  Wes Anderson
Year Of Release :   2014
Principal Cast :  Ralph Feinnes, Tony Revolori, Adrien Brody, Willem Dafoe, Jeff Goldblum, Saoirse Ronan, Edward Norton, F Murray Abraham, Methieu Almaric, Jude Law, Harvey Keitel, Bill Murray, Lea Seydoux, Jason Schwartzman, Tilda Swinton, Tom Wilkinson, Owen Wilson, Bob Balaban.
Approx Running Time :   99 Minutes
Synopsis:  A concierge teams up with one of his employees to prove his innocence after being framed for murder.
What we think :  Just a pure, candy-coated delight. There’s little more I can say about this film without descending into unadulterated, unfiltered superlatives; look, Grand Budapest is the kind of film I wish I could make, and I desperately wish there were more of, it’s so good. If you only see one film in 2014, make sure this one is the one you see right after that. Utterly brilliant.


I’ve been to Budapest. This is far better.

Watching films can be a cathartic experience. Sometimes, wading through all the crap ejected from the sphincter of Hollywood’s lower echelon one might stumble upon a hidden gem, a hitherto unheralded masterpiece for which universal acclaim is not only expected, but deserved. Typically, however, one must look externally of the Hollywood Mainstream for a better chance of quality film-making, at least in terms of non-action genres. Independent storytellers are less constricted by commercial demands (but not always),and often deliver “passion” pieces (for want of a better phrase) that work irrespective of mainstream audience expectation. Wes Anderson has been delighting film lovers for years, much like his contemporaries the Coen Brothers, with obscure, laconic, often kooky films that definitely do not fall into the category of “mainstream”. Folks who have enjoyed Rushmore, The Life Aquatic, The Darjeeling Limited and Moonrise Kingdom, for example, would be well suited to appreciate the nuance and delicacy with which Anderson crafts his stories, and Grand Budapest Hotel is no exception. Given that I have yet to tap into the complete Anderson oeuvre to-date (sorry, Wes) I can’t say for sure whether this film is his most accomplished work or not, but I can say one thing with absolute certainty: The Grand Budapest Hotel is one of those films that were it to come out of the Hollywood production line, might very well be missed or avoided (probably the latter more often, more’s the pity) but it really does deserve your time and attention.


July 18, 2014

Movie Review – 300: Rise Of An Empire

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Director :   Noam Murro
Year Of Release :  2014
Principal Cast : Sullivan Stapleton, Eva Green, Lena Headey, Rodrigo Santoro, Jack O’Connell, Hans Matheson, Callan Mulvey, David Wenham, Andrew Tiernan.
Approx Running Time :   102 Minutes
Synopsis: Greek leader Themistocles leads his men into battle against the forces of Xerxes and his naval commander, Artimesia, as war comes to the bickering Greek city-states.
What we think : Entirely style-over-substance, Rise Of An Empire is hollow, loud, obnoxious entertainment that is heavy on gore and light on depth. A bland leading man and a bipolar performance by Eva Green as the central villain don’t help matters, as Empire’s brutal conflicts and catchphrase-heavy dialogue elicit minimal enthusiasm for the source material. Generally, a bit of a bummer.


I think they mean Rise of Slo-Motion.

Anyone familiar with pop-culture will doubtless be aware of the significance of Zach Snyder’s sophomore directing effort, 300, the film which launched Gerard Butler and Lena Headey into A-List, and more then enough internet memes. With that film’s success came the allure of a follow-up, yet inconsistent with the Hollywood mantra of churning out direct-to-video slop to capitalize on said success, the second film in the 300 franchise took seven years to come to fruition – an eternity for audiences clamoring to see more of the stylish slo-mo Snyder made (in)famous. Eventually, a prequel film of sorts arrived in multi-plexes around the globe, subtitled Rise Of An Empire. Starring French actress Eva Green, original film co-star Rodrigo Santoro reprising his role as Xerxes, and newcomer Sullivan Stapleton, Rise Of An Empire followed the franchise’s visual beats to the letter, overseen by executive producer Zach Snyder, who was filming Man Of Steel at the time. Considering the original 300′s status among film fans, critics and casual viewers, it’s little wonder that expectation was high (or at least positive) for the follow-up; so what was the result? Is Rise Of An Empire a worthy sequel to the original, or does it struggle to…. ahem, rise to the challenge of providing audiences with a captivating, entertaining mix of gore, brawling and stylish violence?


July 16, 2014

Movie Review – Tarzan (2013)

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Director : Reinhard Kloos
Year Of Release : 2013
Principal Cast : Kellan Lutz, Spencer Locke, Jamie Ray Newman, Mark Deklin, Robert Capron, Joe Cappelletti, Craig Garner, Anton Zetterholm, Les Bubb.
Approx Running Time : 94 Minutes
Synopsis: The legend of Tarzan, the orphaned boy who grows up in the African jungle raised by apes, meets young hottie Jane, and defends the jungle against Clayton, the CEO of Greystoke Energies, who wants a lost, millennia-old meteor to generate power and wealth.
What we think : Throughout the entirety of this film, all I could think was one thing: when were the Phil Collins songs going to start? Tarzan’s umpteenth iteration, in animated motion-capture format, is dull, plodding, and nominally poorly animated. The humans look like bad children’s TV avatars, while the landscapes and effects are truly breathtaking, an imbalance that drags the eye out of the film’s story and into its inadequacies. Plus, there’s some kind of plot about a crashed meteor powering cities… yawn.


Lord of the apeshit.

I’m not sure entirely why Edgar Rice Burroughs’ story about a man lost in the African jungle remains as popular as it is a century after its debut, but 2013′s animated attempt isn’t gonna do it any favors. Produced in Germany, Tarzan is the first major attempt to bring the story to the screen since Disney’s 1999 effort – a seminal film which sent the millennium out in style for the studio – and, as is to be expected with “new” versions of the classic, now made in a motion capture studio. Yeah, I rolled my eyes at that too. For no matter how hard Robert Zemeckis tried, he just couldn’t quite nail performance capture on film; The Polar Express, Beowulf and his attempt at Dickens’ Christmas Carol all found fault with the “uncanny valley” scenario of the human characters in those films lacking “life” behind their eyes, something audiences generally baulk at. And it’s fair to say that the director of this film, Reinhard Kloos, isn’t a director of the caliber of Zemeckis. 2013′s Tarzan falls into the same trap (and a few others, surprisingly) of having its human characters looking a little…. off, preventing the viewer from really attaching emotionally to the film and thus rendering it disappointingly inert.


July 14, 2014

Movie Review – Oculus

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Director : Mike Flanagan
Year Of Release : 2013
Principal Cast : Karen Gillan, Brenton Thwaites, Annalise Basso, Garrett Ryan, Rory Cochrane, Katee Sackhoff, James Lefferty, Miguel Sandoval.
Approx Running Time : 103 Minutes
Synopsis: A young woman and her brother return to the house they lived in a decade earlier to rid the world of a haunted mirror.
What we think : Gore-free horror film delivers mild chills and spends a great deal of time trying to ratchet up the terror, only to flail about in incoherence late in the piece. Instead of a unique and memorable film experience, we’re left with yet another “haunted household item terrorizing a family” plot-line that goes nowhere fast, and never really surprises.


Don’t look in the mirror. Or at this film.

It’s fair to say that the older I get, the more jaded and cynical I have become, and nothing nails this feeling like watching a modern horror film. Modern horror, be it the R-rated torture porn of the Saw franchise, or the PG dreck such as… well, everything else, really, has begun to blur into a tableau of mediocre, uneventful, non-creative trash just willing the money from the wallet at the hopeful thought of some blood, gore or hair-raising frights. For every good or great horror film there are about three dozen shitty ones, and these odds do not make a genre fan happy at all. Horror fans aren’t the most demanding viewers when it comes to these kinds of movies, and it’s sad fact that the genre has been looked upon by mainstream critics as a lower class of cinematic tripe, so I guess one could be forgiven for just throwing in the towel and accepting whatever rubbish Hollywood decided to dish up; not me – I expect more from my horror film than just random crash-bang jump-edits designed to elicit a momentary thrill of panic. I expect film-makers to be brave enough to try something new, to experiment a little within the bounds of the genre, to be daring. Oculus, in many ways, isn’t daring at all, but you get the sense that even though director Mike Flanagan was hard up against it with a largely incoherent script, he was at least trying to make this film as good as it could be.


July 11, 2014

Movie Review – Non-Stop (2014)

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Director : Jaume Collet-Serra
Year Of Release : 2014
Principal Cast : Liam Neeson, Julianne Moore, Michelle Dockery, Nate Parker, Linus Roache, Scoot McNairy, Corey Stoll, Lupita Nyong’o, Anson Mount, Bar Paly, Omar Metwally, Jason Butler Harner, Shea Wigham, Quinn McCoglan.
Approx Running Time : 106 Minutes
Synopsis: An air marshal springs into action during a transatlantic flight after receiving a series of text messages that put his fellow passengers at risk unless the airline transfers $150 million into an off-shore account.
What we think :  While it trips itself up occasionally on its own premise, and logic flies out the window (along with any passengers!), Non-Stop is still a reasonably satisfying mix of thrills and action, all held together by the rock-solid Liam Neeson. If Neeson wasn’t on song, there’s a high chance this film would have been utter crap – the Irishman salvages a lot here, plugging his now uber-cool action hero style into the silly, implausible plot and redeeming a lot for the audience. Non-Stop isn’t awesome, but it’s competent and commendable.


For those times you absolutely need a gun aboard a plane.

The hardest part about watching mystery-thrillers like Non-Stop is stopping yourself from trying to outguess the hero as to the “twist” or “reveal” before it actually happens. Somtimes, the film twists and turns so much it’s like a damn Moebius strip, outreaching all but the most intelligent viewer with its crucial climax. Other films tend to spoil themselves too early too often, leaving audiences aware of what’s happening but still assuming some mass delusion might have kept one or two folks from figuring things out. Non-Stop falls somewhere in the middle ground of this scenario – it’s a well played mystery thriller, although its third-act twist is jaw-droppingly out of left field, reducing a taut, terrific opening half or so into something less than it aught.


July 9, 2014

Movie Review – In The Blood (2014)

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Director : John Stockwell
Year Of Release : 2014
Principal Cast : Gina Carano, Cam Gigandet, Luis Guzman, Ismael Cruz Cordova, Stephen Lang, Danny Trejo, Amaury Nolasco, Treat Williams, Eloise Mumford, Paloma Louvat.
Approx Running Time :
Synopsis: When her husband goes missing during their Caribbean vacation, a woman sets off on her own to take down the men she thinks are responsible.
What we think : Bland, tension free exercise in brand management, In The Blood wastes much of its potential in inane plotting, silly 1-dimensional characters, and an incoherent action aesthetic that lacks punch. While I’m sure Gina Carano might be a fierce competitor in the ring, on film she comes off as hopelessly wooden, over-edited into the action, and lacking in presence. Skip it.


It’s long been a sad state of affairs that our stable of cinematic heroes – specifically of the action variety – have, by a wide margin, tended to be dominated by men. Name me a dozen male action heroes from the last 20 years and you’ll have no trouble whatsoever. Try that with female stars, and you’ll struggle to list even a handful who have the pop-culture standing to be even worth remembering. It’s this factor which contributes somewhat to Stallone’s Expendables franchise being so testosterone-laden. While modern stars such as Jason Statham and Dwayne Johnson appear in movies seemingly every other week, the lack of female action heroes on our screens is an imbalance that, frankly, needs to be addressed, and soon. Thankfully, though, Hollywood seems to be trying – former MMA star Gina Carano has attempted to make the transition to film, no doubt aided by her bruising, bashing fighting style and grim, determined-faced demeanor giving her a somewhat masculine femininity (is that even a thing?) to bridge the sexual gap between the Statham’s and the Stallone’s of the world, and the girls! In The Blood is a fairly transparent attempt to build Carano’s Hollywood “brand”, with her front-n-center for the entirety of the film as she smashes and crashes her way through the slums of Puerto Rico; does Carano make a solid action star we can enjoy, or is this film another Haywire, devoid of charisma, light on action, and lacking in quality?


July 7, 2014

Movie Review – Lego Movie, The

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Director :  Phil Lord + Christopher Miller
Year Of Release :   2014
Principal Cast :   Chris Pratt, Will Ferrell, Elizabeth Banks, Will Arnett, Nick Offerman, Alison Brie, Charlie Day, Liam Neeson, Morgan Freeman, Jadon Sand.
Approx Running Time :   100 Minutes
Synopsis:  A Blandy McBlanderson Lego minifigure must join forces with a cavalcade of other characetrs to stop the dastardly Lord Business from controlling the entirety of Legoland.
What we think : Gut-bustingly hilarious animated film delivers all the Lego-themed comedy you could ever ask for, and then some. Fast paced, furiously scripted and featuring plenty of non-stop laughs, if you don’t find any of this film amusing or entertaining, then you’re probably a corpse.


Everything in this movie is awesome.

There’s a fair chance that if you were ever a child, or had a child, you’ve enjoyed the escape from life that is playing with those tiny, multi-hued plastic bricks designed to clip together, otherwise known as Lego. Naturally, I count myself among the millions who grew up tinkering in the toybox with these incredibly durable, entirely interconnected, utterly infinitum-testing little bricks of fun, creating entire worlds from a collection of random pieces attained from a multitude of Christmas and birthday presents down the years. While Lego’s popularity has only increased with age, so to has the brand’s expansion into alternative media, from computer games of increasing variety, board games, clothing, books and magazines, and then to cinema, with The Lego Movie being the first big-screen outing for this iconic toy brand (hard to believe it’s taken this long!). Helmed by directing duo Phil Lord and Chris Miller, the brains behind the original Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs, as well as the live-action hit remake of 21 Jump Street, The Lego Movie comes amid a glut of animated fare saturating cineplexes across the globe; considering the franchise’s loyalty to fans, and its interchangeable connectivity to people’s emotions, would the Lego brand’s first foray into cinema be a “block”-buster success, or a brick-shattering failure?


July 4, 2014

Movie Review – Amazing Spider-Man 2, The: Rise Of Electro

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Director : Marc Webb
Year Of Release : 2014
Principal Cast : Andrew Garfield, Emma Stone, Jamie Foxx, Paul Giamatti, Dane DeHaan, Colm Feore, Felicity Jones, Sally Field, Campbell Scott, Embeth Davidtz, Marton Csokas, Chris Cooper.
Approx Running Time : 142 Minutes
Synopsis:  Spider-Man faces off against the powerful Electro, a former friend in the shape of the Green Goblin, and balances his romance with girlfriend Gwen Stacy.
What we think :  An increase in character numbers, a surfeit of action, and plenty of Peter/Gwen angst makes for a jam-packed movie, a movie so jam-packed it cannot sustain itself outside of a couple of well made action set-pieces. Logic goes out the window, the film often disregards its own internal common sense at times, and much of the character development falls flatter than a squashed insect, making this Spider-Man adventure relatively hollow at the end of the day. Superficially exciting and most assuredly the definition of a “blockbuster”, a more detailed look into the film’s workings uncover a raft of problems that make it merely another brightly colored turkey.


Too much, too often, with too little.

As one of the increasingly fewer people who actually enjoyed the reboot Spider-Man entry by Marc Webb, I was anticipating this film well before its release; the massive promotional campaign indicated a larger amount of action, more villains, and more of Peter Parker’s search for why his parents up and left when he was a kid. Admittedly, I could care less about that latter thing, but the increase in action and a new set of villains, in Electro, Rhino, and the Green Goblin, promised much. Would the film deliver? Perhaps at Raimi’s Spider-Man 2 level? Or would it be a miasma much like the now-reviled Spider-Man 3?


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