/Trailer Trash! – Geostorm

Trailer Trash! – Geostorm

Apparently the world (and Hollywood) didn’t learn the lessons of 2012, and we’re shackled to another “global disaster” movie that looks like a Sharknado-level weather apocalypse movie. Resident C-level action hero Gerard Butler takes to space to combat a “geostorm” event, because humanity deserves every chance to get things right, I guess. Clumsy effects and cheesy dialogue (and whatever this film thinks passes for “humour”) take pride of place in Geostorm. Looks set to fizzle later this year.

 

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