{"id":39327,"date":"2015-11-06T00:01:45","date_gmt":"2015-11-05T13:31:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/?p=39327"},"modified":"2015-09-09T22:00:45","modified_gmt":"2015-09-09T12:30:45","slug":"movie-review-poltergeist-2015","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/2015\/11\/06\/movie-review-poltergeist-2015\/","title":{"rendered":"Movie Review &#8211; Poltergeist (2015)"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-39329\" src=\"http:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/Poltergeist-2015-Review-Logo.jpg\" alt=\"Poltergeist-2015-Review-Logo\" width=\"984\" height=\"394\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/Poltergeist-2015-Review-Logo.jpg 984w, https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/Poltergeist-2015-Review-Logo-300x120.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/Poltergeist-2015-Review-Logo-720x288.jpg 720w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 984px) 100vw, 984px\" \/><\/h2>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>&#8211; Summary &#8211;<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Director :<\/strong>\u00a0 Gil Kenan<br \/>\n<strong>Year Of Release :<\/strong>\u00a0\u00a0 2015<br \/>\n<strong>Principal Cast :<\/strong>\u00a0 Sam Rockwell, Rosemarie DeWitt, Jared Harris, Jane Adams, Saxon Sharbino, Kyle Catlett, Kennedi Clements, Nicholas Braun, Susan Heyward, Soma Bhatia.<br \/>\n<strong>Approx Running Time :<\/strong>\u00a0\u00a0 101 Minutes<br \/>\n<strong>Synopsis:<\/strong>\u00a0\u00a0 A family whose suburban home is haunted by evil forces must come together to rescue their youngest daughter after the apparitions take her captive.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">********<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>Well, there&#8217;s no confusion over who directed <em>this<\/em> one.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Another in the long line of unasked for remakes of popular &#8220;classic&#8221; film franchises,<em> Poltergeist<\/em> benefits from the use of modern technology, although Gil Kenan&#8217;s affair never achieves the same scary status of the 1982 original. Kenan, whose previous &#8220;haunted house&#8221; film, <em>Monster House<\/em>, was a charming if low-rent animated affair, takes a crack at Spielberg&#8217;s classic story of a family who move into a new house, only to find it&#8217;s haunted by a spectral entity (yeah, a <em>poltergeist<\/em>) and end up fighting for their lives; David Lindsay-Abaire&#8217;s screenplay lacks the carefully developed connection between characters and audience, replacing genuine tension with the kind of manufactured, crash-boom scares that lack a sense of theatrics. No, <em>Poltergeist&#8217;s<\/em> 2015 remake is, sadly, more a homage and a serendipitous flashback to simpler film-making times than a product of genuine creative need.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><!--more--><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-large wp-image-39347\" src=\"http:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/poltergeist-3d-720x480.jpg\" alt=\"poltergeist-3d\" width=\"720\" height=\"480\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/poltergeist-3d-720x480.jpg 720w, https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/poltergeist-3d-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/poltergeist-3d-272x182.jpg 272w, https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/poltergeist-3d.jpg 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 720px) 100vw, 720px\" \/>The Bowen family &#8211; Eric (Sam Rockwell) and Amy (Rosemarie DeWitt) and their children Kendra (Saxon Sharbino), Griffen (Kyle Catlett) and Maddy (Kennedi Clements) &#8211; move into a new house following Eric&#8217;s recent unemployment. No sooner than they move in, and they start to experience strange, unexplained occurrences, culminating in Maddie declaring that &#8220;they&#8217;re here&#8221; after speaking to an unknown entity inside their television. Cue spooky creaks and groans, furniture moving of its own accord, and numerous other scare-flick cliches.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><em>Poltergeist<\/em> offers <em>no<\/em> build up, <em>no<\/em> development &#8211; it gets right into the spooks almost instantly. It&#8217;s like a filmed version of a speedway run &#8211; floor it and hope you don&#8217;t crash at the end. There&#8217;s no slow acceleration, no acclimatization to the film&#8217;s tone or aesthetic. For a guy who grew up with the original, who knows what&#8217;s coming ahead of time, this severely limits genuine tension and payoff. It&#8217;s only because I had an idea of what <em>was<\/em> coming that I enjoyed it as much as I <em>did<\/em> &#8211; which wasn&#8217;t much. New audiences to this franchise, who may not have seen the original, will find it a fairly thrilless ride, all execution and little heft. Good scare-flicks need to build a relationship with the audience, generally through the characters, with whom we need to have an attachment to feel for them when the proverbial shit hits the fan. This film doesn&#8217;t &#8211; or can&#8217;t &#8211; do that, giving us bland, 1-dimensional characters who lack either an edge or any kind of warmth.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Sam Rockwell, a terrific actor normally, looks confused about even <em>being<\/em> in this film, as he wanders through the story gracelessly. Rosemarie DeWitt tries to play the stressed mother, a writer who isn&#8217;t writing, and does a good fist of things without having any real understanding of her character. Jared Harris&#8217; wide-eyed spook-hunter is appropriately kooky, while Jane Adams&#8217; Dr Powell &#8211; appropriating Zelda Rubenstein&#8217;s role in the original &#8211; seems to be having a blast here, albeit too little, too late. Some of the cast, particularly the children, deliver wooden, not-quite-realistic performances that do little to draw the viewer into the story. I always struggle when I can visibly see people &#8220;acting&#8221;, rather than giving a seamless performance, and it&#8217;s worse when it&#8217;s kids, because their natural inexperience makes it all the more frustrating.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Gil Kenan&#8217;s direction is suitably menacing, and he does generate <em>some<\/em> mild anticipatory chills and scares here and there, but largely <em>Poltergeist<\/em> is an effects-driven spectacle that never generates legitimate, character-warranted scares; all the hi-falutin&#8217; effects and cool creature-shocks are technically excellent and, were they to appear in a different film, quite effective. Without good characters or decent performances to anchor the story, though, <em>Poltergeist<\/em> falls apart rather quickly. The original&#8217;s core plot elements are here: the mysterious closet, the tangled tree lurking outside, and the sudden rearrangement of inanimate objects (in the original, it was kitchen chairs, here it&#8217;s comic books) while our kid heroes are put through the wringer as their ignorant parents think it&#8217;s &#8220;all in their heads&#8221;. Until they see it for themselves, of course.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-large wp-image-39348\" src=\"http:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/10-movies-combined-with-reasons-why-remakes-of-classic-films-needs-to-stop-428141-720x405.jpg\" alt=\"10-movies-combined-with-reasons-why-remakes-of-classic-films-needs-to-stop-428141\" width=\"720\" height=\"405\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/10-movies-combined-with-reasons-why-remakes-of-classic-films-needs-to-stop-428141-720x405.jpg 720w, https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/10-movies-combined-with-reasons-why-remakes-of-classic-films-needs-to-stop-428141-300x169.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 720px) 100vw, 720px\" \/>Children-in-peril is a tricky thing to pull off convincingly, especially in a PG rated film such as this. There&#8217;s little actual gore, very few moments of physical harm (outside of Griffen being hurled about by possessed tree-branches) and plenty of pre-pubescent screeching &#8211; none of which works, as far as I&#8217;m concerned &#8211; making <em>Poltergeist&#8217;s<\/em> rattle-and-shake plot more an exercise in sound design and Robert Zemeckis-esque camerawork. Kenan&#8217;s camera sweeps and swoops through the Bowen house, echoing the ethereal nature of the titular spirit, as if he&#8217;s designed the film as a theme park ride rather than a piece of filmed entertainment. Things just&#8230; <em>happen,<\/em> for no reason, a series of unexplained events that we&#8217;re supposed to be frightened of because the <em>music<\/em> is eerie? Please.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Another troubling aspect of the film is that you can feel it&#8217;s 80&#8217;s roots seeping out of virtually every pore of this thing. While the time period of the film isn&#8217;t specified (I assume modern day, because Kendra uses an iPhone at one point), the tone and vibe of the film is that of about thirty years ago, and Kenan&#8217;s vague approximation of a <em>Goonies<\/em>-style shot selection, again reminiscent of Zemeckis by way of Donner by way of Spielberg, does little to drag the story into the here-and-now. Like putting a Ferrari body over a Model T Ford chassis, <em>Poltergeist&#8217;s<\/em> 2015 reboot has far too much DNA of its progenitor for my liking: it&#8217;s not its<em> own film<\/em>. Watch out, Gil, your reboot is showing.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Offering little but a minor diversion from the glut of PG-kid friendly slop splashing onto cineplex screens these days, <em>Poltergeist<\/em> is largely forgettable (which is a shame), and wastes its potential with indifferent characterization, and an abusive favoring of style over substance. Kenan&#8217;s natural proclivity for theatrics is muted here, giving each &#8220;scare sequence&#8221; moment as much consideration as a hooker would her last blowjob. There&#8217;s a join-the-dots perfunctory construction here, a decidedly mechanical enterprise hoping to cash in on the original&#8217;s rose-colored-glasses cult status and stumbling badly through what can only be classed as a dullard homage project. 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