{"id":29507,"date":"2014-03-23T00:01:28","date_gmt":"2014-03-22T13:31:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/?p=29507"},"modified":"2021-02-18T00:14:44","modified_gmt":"2021-02-17T13:44:44","slug":"movie-review-oldboy-2013","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/2014\/03\/23\/movie-review-oldboy-2013\/","title":{"rendered":"Movie Review &#8211; Oldboy (2013)"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-29518\" alt=\"Oldboy-2013-Review-Logo\" src=\"http:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/Oldboy-2013-Review-Logo.jpg\" width=\"984\" height=\"394\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/Oldboy-2013-Review-Logo.jpg 984w, https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/Oldboy-2013-Review-Logo-300x120.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/Oldboy-2013-Review-Logo-720x288.jpg 720w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 984px) 100vw, 984px\" \/><\/h2>\n<div class=\"in_summary\">\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>&#8211; Summary &#8211;<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Director :<\/strong>\u00a0 Spike Lee<br \/>\n<strong>Year Of Release :<\/strong>\u00a0\u00a0 2013<br \/>\n<strong>Principal Cast :<\/strong>\u00a0 Josh Brolin, Sharlto Copley, Elizabeth Olsen,Samuel L Jackson, Michael Imperioli, Pom Klementieff, James Ransome, Max Casella, Lance Reddick.<br \/>\n<strong>Approx Running Time :<\/strong>\u00a0 105 minutes<br \/>\n<strong>Synopsis:\u00a0 <\/strong>A man, imprisoned for 20 years, seeks revenge on whoever did this to him; he&#8217;s led on a chase to unravel a mystery which, if unsolved, will lead to the death of his long-adopted daughter.<br \/>\n<strong>What we think : <\/strong>Cumbersome, insipid, lacking in texture or good taste, <em>Oldboy&#8217;s<\/em> 2013 remake treads much the same territory as the original, only without the subtlety, the class, or the wit. Spike Lee&#8217;s hack-job of a film is utterly lacking in story depth, character development or logic, and a dire performance from Sharlto Copley unravels this turd long before it reaches its &#8220;shocking&#8221; climax. Ugh.<strong><br \/>\n<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">**********************<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>\u00a0Olderboy than before.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">And so the long line of remake-<em>itis<\/em> has even scooped the once-great Spike Lee into the eddy, with this misanthropic remake of the original Korean classic, <em>Oldboy<\/em>, one of the most shocking, <em>amazing<\/em> films I&#8217;ve <em>ever<\/em> seen. Having now seen the original, there&#8217;s little chance the &#8220;updated&#8221; version, made for dimwitted American audiences who hate reading subtitles (or watching poorly lip-synced dubbing), will contain the same visceral gut-punch Park Chan-wook&#8217;s version contained, but in the interests of completing the task of reviewing both, I figured that Spike might just have one or two of his own surprises within it. Surely, right? This is <em>Spike Lee<\/em>, the groundbreaking, cult film director who never sticks to the mainstream (excepting <em>Inside Man<\/em>, his most mainstream film yet) and who always seems to want to raise the middle finger up to the suits with the money. <em>Oldboy 2.0<\/em>, which is the name I&#8217;m giving<em> this<\/em> slick, bloody production, retells the same story as before, although with a few minor modifications to make it palatable to Western audiences &#8211; namely, speaking in English. Now, considering the original <em>Oldboy<\/em> was a <em>bona fide<\/em> classic, and remains a defining film in my movie-watching career, and also considering most remakes are never &#8211; repeat, <em>never<\/em> &#8211; able to recapture that magic, is this American <em>Oldboy<\/em> worthy of the title even in the slightest? Or, is it another remake they can quite happily throw onto the pile of junk cinema Hollywood spews forth every year, bereft of creative drive and lacking heart and soul?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><!--more--><\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_29511\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-29511\" style=\"width: 720px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-large wp-image-29511\" alt=\"I'm gonna hammer it home, okay?\" src=\"http:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/oldboy-136823l-720x479.jpg\" width=\"720\" height=\"479\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/oldboy-136823l-720x479.jpg 720w, https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/oldboy-136823l-768x511.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/oldboy-136823l-508x338.jpg 508w, https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/oldboy-136823l-300x199.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/oldboy-136823l-75x50.jpg 75w, https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/oldboy-136823l.jpg 984w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 720px) 100vw, 720px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-29511\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">I&#8217;m gonna hammer it home, okay?<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Plot synopsis courtesy Wikipedia:\u00a0<\/strong> In 1993, advertising executive Joe Doucett (Josh Brolin) ruins a meeting with a potential client, Daniel Newcombe (Lance Reddick), by hitting on his girlfriend. Afterwards, Joe goes to a bar owned by his friend Chucky (Michael Imperioli) and gets drunk. On his way out, he spots a woman with a yellow umbrella, before being knocked unconscious. He awakens in an isolated hotel room and finds he is a prisoner. His captors provide him with basic hygiene items and meager portions of Chinese food. Through the TV, Joe hears that he has been framed for the rape and murder of his ex-wife and that his daughter, Mia, has been adopted. After being prevented from committing suicide, Joe obsessively spends the next 20 years planning his revenge, becoming a skilled boxer by watching televised matches, and compiling a list of everyone who might be responsible for his imprisonment, with Newcombe being the prime suspect. Suddenly, he is drugged and awakes in a box in a field, with money and a cellphone. He spots the woman with the yellow umbrella, whom he chases to a nearby clinic; there he meets Marie Sebastian (Elizabeth Olsen), a nurse who offers to help him. Joe later visits Chucky and tells him what happened. He receives a mocking phone call from the mastermind behind his imprisonment, Adrian Pryce (Sharlto Copley). Joe investigates Pryce&#8217;s challenge with Marie, eventually locating an abandoned factory, which is where he was held captive. Joe confronts the owner, Chaney (Samuel L. Jackson), and tortures him into giving him a taped conversation in which he discusses the terms of Joe&#8217;s imprisonment with Pryce. After escaping Chaney&#8217;s henchmen, Joe returns to Chucky&#8217;s bar, where he meets Pryce in person and learns that he&#8217;s has kidnapped Mia. Pryce claims that if Joe is able to discover his real identity and his motives for imprisoning Joe, he will not only release Mia but also give Joe $20 million in diamonds and commit suicide.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_29515\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-29515\" style=\"width: 720px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-large wp-image-29515\" alt=\"I'm sorry, did I break your concentration from this being a thoroughly shitty film?\" src=\"http:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/Oldboy-2013-Wallpaper-3-720x404.jpg\" width=\"720\" height=\"404\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/Oldboy-2013-Wallpaper-3-720x404.jpg 720w, https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/Oldboy-2013-Wallpaper-3-300x168.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/Oldboy-2013-Wallpaper-3.jpg 984w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 720px) 100vw, 720px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-29515\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">I&#8217;m sorry, did I break your concentration from this being a thoroughly shitty film?<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><em>Oldboy 2.0<\/em> has the basic DNA of Park Chan-wook&#8217;s masterwork, and borrows liberally from it with regards to several key scenes, but never comes close to being as poetic, as majestic, as the 2003 version. Spike Lee is brave to even <em>attempt<\/em> it, so I guess if you&#8217;re going to hand out plaudits, one might throw a few claps his way for<em> trying<\/em> to Americanize the story of vengeance and redemption, but that&#8217;s about it. <em>Oldboy 2.0<\/em> is gory, glorified violence that is passionless and meaningless, thanks to a razored script and Lee&#8217;s inability to grasp the <em>mystery<\/em> of the original story. Where <em>Oldboy&#8217;s<\/em> story of horror and revenge allow3ed the viewer to associate with the central figure, until a mid-point twist where we suddenly find everything we know turned on its head (at least in terms of where we should focus our sympathies), <em>Oldboy 2.0<\/em> <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">never<\/span> achieves this level of audience involvement, robbing the final, heartbreaking scene of<em> all<\/em> power and shock. Even <em>knowing<\/em> what was to come, I thought the film lacked <em>edge<\/em>, lacked the sexy, malevolent heartbeat the story has at its core, and became simply a husk of a better story, vacant from within.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_29513\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-29513\" style=\"width: 720px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-large wp-image-29513\" alt=\"Haven't we all had hangovers like this!\" src=\"http:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/Oldboy-2013-720x540.jpg\" width=\"720\" height=\"540\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/Oldboy-2013-720x540.jpg 720w, https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/Oldboy-2013-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/Oldboy-2013.jpg 933w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 720px) 100vw, 720px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-29513\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Haven&#8217;t we all had hangovers like this!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">It&#8217;s hard to pinpoint\u00a0 the<em> exact<\/em> cause of this malaise. The characters are nearly identical (although Sharlto Copley&#8217;s British accent for Pryce is <em>beyond<\/em> terrible, stretching into unintentionally<em> hilarious<\/em>, ruining many of his scenes) to the original film, and with some minor conceptual differences <em>within<\/em> each scene, the films are almost beat-for-beat the same in structure. Yet, Lee&#8217;s film lacks the subtlety, the lyrical textures of Chan-wook&#8217;s, leaving the hurried narrative and stretching-credulity plot lapses to catch audiences falling into them. Whereas<em> Oldboy<\/em> felt justified in its length, <em>Oldboy 2.0&#8217;s<\/em> relatively shorter running time creates an odd sense of <em>compressed<\/em> time, without any kind of ability for Lee to generate audience empathy. I should point out that the version released theatrically (and reviewed here) is what you&#8217;d term a &#8220;producer&#8217;s cut&#8221;, ie the producers came in and hacked out a fair percentage of Lee&#8217;s film &#8211; according to reports, the original cut ran to some <em>140 minutes<\/em>, a far lengthier version than the hour and a half on offer here; one wonders what might have been had Lee&#8217;s original vision been allowed to stand. The edit here feels <em>constricted<\/em>, almost as if the studio and producers <em>wanted<\/em> to excise much of what you&#8217;d think would be &#8220;character development&#8221; and get straight into the hammer-wielding, body-rending violence, because<em> that&#8217;s what American kids want to see<\/em>. Oh, what might have been! However, one cannot review a film one <em>hasn&#8217;t<\/em> seen, only one one <em>has<\/em>, so this review is &#8211; unfortunately &#8211; based on the version we <em>did<\/em> see.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_29514\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-29514\" style=\"width: 720px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-large wp-image-29514\" alt=\"Creepy dude creeps.\" src=\"http:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/Oldboy-2013-Wallpaper-720x404.jpg\" width=\"720\" height=\"404\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/Oldboy-2013-Wallpaper-720x404.jpg 720w, https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/Oldboy-2013-Wallpaper-300x168.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/Oldboy-2013-Wallpaper.jpg 984w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 720px) 100vw, 720px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-29514\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Creepy dude creeps.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">With Spike Lee&#8217;s version lacking any kind of warmth, due in part to its springboard pacing, we&#8217;re left with a bizarre mix of unexplained concepts and story ambiguity that will confuse and confound most. In fact, had I not already seen the<em> original<\/em> version, there&#8217;s a fair chance I&#8217;d never have really understood what the hell was going on in this one. The imprisonment of Joe lacks definition, within itself as a premise <em>and<\/em> contextually over the entire film, as does Adrian Pryce&#8217;s motivations, which are far murkier here than in the original film but still somewhat tenuous as a revenge arc. Joe&#8217;s attraction to Marie feels <em>manufactured<\/em>, almost nonsensical considering the amount of time the characters <em>actually<\/em> spend together within the story before they have sex, and poor Samuel L Jackson&#8217;s character, Chaney, is vastly underdone by the editor&#8217;s razor &#8211; his part is almost non-existent in comparison to the same character in the 2003 version. And the lack of explanatory dialogue or imagery throughout <em>Oldboy 2.0&#8217;s<\/em> running time means we never fully understand what the hell is going on, not <em>really<\/em> anyway, even if the film does try to give us some insight with a hasty, awkward scene as Joe begins to uncover the mystery.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_29517\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-29517\" style=\"width: 720px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-large wp-image-29517\" alt=\"Ahh, did you get that from District 9, or Elysium?\" src=\"http:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/11452024026_9522f7c2b3_o-720x480.jpg\" width=\"720\" height=\"480\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/11452024026_9522f7c2b3_o-720x480.jpg 720w, https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/11452024026_9522f7c2b3_o-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/11452024026_9522f7c2b3_o-75x50.jpg 75w, https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/11452024026_9522f7c2b3_o.jpg 984w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 720px) 100vw, 720px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-29517\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Ahh, did you get that from District 9, or Elysium?<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">As far as casting goes, I think Josh Brolin&#8217;s performance here lacks grace or nuance, with Brolin somehow unable to master the <em>edginess<\/em> the character required to transition from hopeless drunkard to rage-fueled vengeance-seeker as much as he needed to; and poor Elizabeth Olsen bares plenty of flesh without offering much depth to her character in Marie. Brolin and Olsen lack chemistry together, making their mutual attraction something of a question mark for audiences, and the original film&#8217;s crucial &#8220;hypnosis&#8221; subplot has been excised <em>completely<\/em> here, making their inevitable hook-up all the <em>more<\/em> unbelievable, if not entirely <em>icky<\/em>. Sam Jackson&#8217;s shouty character looks more like a Vegas pimp than a prison-running asshole, Michael Imperioli&#8217;s awfully named Chucky lacks any kind of friendly vibe towards Joe, and James Ransome&#8217;s doctor character is vaguely third-wheel exposition which the story (at least in its current form) really didn&#8217;t need.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_29512\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-29512\" style=\"width: 720px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-large wp-image-29512\" alt=\"Don't worry Mr Jackson, this will only hurt a hell of a lot.\" src=\"http:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/foto-josh-brolin-en-oldboy-9-589-720x479.jpg\" width=\"720\" height=\"479\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/foto-josh-brolin-en-oldboy-9-589-720x479.jpg 720w, https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/foto-josh-brolin-en-oldboy-9-589-300x199.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/foto-josh-brolin-en-oldboy-9-589-75x50.jpg 75w, https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/foto-josh-brolin-en-oldboy-9-589.jpg 984w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 720px) 100vw, 720px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-29512\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Don&#8217;t worry Mr Jackson, this will only hurt a hell of a lot.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Easily the<em> most<\/em> annoying and aggravating change to come out of <em>Oldboy 2.0<\/em> is Sharlto Copley&#8217;s ubiquitous &#8220;stranger&#8221; character, Adrian Pryce. Whereas in the original film this character added a further layer of mystery and empathy, bordering on <em>sympathy<\/em>, here Copley&#8217;s just <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">a douche<\/span>, a vastly, inordinately unsympathetic one. His character of Pryce, complete with a ridiculous British accent (if it&#8217;s any comparison, he&#8217;s worse with this accent than Dick Van Dyke was in <em>Mary Poppins<\/em> with his &#8220;&#8216;Allo guv&#8217;na&#8221; talk!), is inherently evil, although the drive for his character to<em> be<\/em> this way &#8211; so effortlessly portrayed with breathtaking simplicity in the 2003 film &#8211; evaporates with every dire enunciation coming from Copley&#8217;s mouth. It&#8217;s pantomime stuff, and I&#8217;m seriously doubting that an extended, original cut of this film would <em>ever<\/em> improve it to the point of being tolerable. Whatever &#8211; Copley&#8217;s role is poorly handled in this edit, missing much of the raw, unbridled fury the character needed to generate the motivation to play this out to the end-game &#8211; I mean, he even offers to kill himself, when he&#8217;s apparently a super-rich businessman who could quite easily hide out on a desert island the rest of his life with no worries at all&#8230; I mean, logic? <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">I don&#8217;t think so<\/span>.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_29519\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-29519\" style=\"width: 720px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-large wp-image-29519\" alt=\"Let's be honest.... this facebook thing is never gonna work.\" src=\"http:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/2009_54803_l-720x479.jpg\" width=\"720\" height=\"479\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/2009_54803_l-720x479.jpg 720w, https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/2009_54803_l-300x199.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/2009_54803_l-75x50.jpg 75w, https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/2009_54803_l.jpg 984w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 720px) 100vw, 720px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-29519\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Let&#8217;s be honest&#8230;. this facebook thing is never gonna work.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><em>Oldboy 2.0<\/em> is almost <em>certainly<\/em> as violent as Chan-wook&#8217;s version, possibly even <em>more<\/em> so. It&#8217;s a brutal, physically assaulting affair, with bodies, blood and plenty of gore on display when the weaponry is brought out. Lee&#8217;s subtle craftsmanship of the violence lacks the balletic nature of the 2003 film, aiming more for viscera than punctuations of the story, as if the gore is revered as a storytelling mechanism in and of itself. This lessens the brutality of what transpires through the film; Lee even reduces the now famous &#8220;corridor fight&#8221; sequence of the original film to about two minutes of Brolin brawling with some heavies, completing the sequence with a rip-off (I refuse to use the term &#8220;riff&#8221;) of Chan-wook&#8217;s &#8220;door opens and hero emerges victorious&#8221; moment that it simply <em>hasn&#8217;t earned<\/em>. The original film made Oh Dae-su (Joe in this version)<em> earn<\/em> his scars, <em>earn<\/em> his victories &#8211; they weren&#8217;t <em>easy<\/em> &#8211; and yet here, Lee misses the point of the moment through a lack of grace within the storytelling. These are just a random army of dudes trying to beat Brolin&#8217;s character, yet none of them thinks to bring a weapon sharper than a piece of timber? Nobody in this day and age, especially in America, carries a gun when they&#8217;re engaging in criminal activity, guarding a building full of prisoners? Yeah, <em>right<\/em>. It&#8217;s stuff like this that makes no sense in <em>Oldboy 2.0<\/em>, and Lee (or the producers) lack the foresight to see this as being a problem. Gunshots, body hits, blood effects and more are either totally digital (which is easy to spot) or poorly done with practical effects (Brolin&#8217;s wrist-slitting suicide bid looks like somebody spilled bright pink paint on his arms), so the violence &#8211; while <em>definitely<\/em> adult <em>themed<\/em> &#8211; is graceless and infertile.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_29520\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-29520\" style=\"width: 720px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-large wp-image-29520\" alt=\"Original concept art for Ridley Scott's Alien.\" src=\"http:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/Josh-Brolin-in-Oldboy-2013-Movie-Image1-720x404.jpg\" width=\"720\" height=\"404\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/Josh-Brolin-in-Oldboy-2013-Movie-Image1-720x404.jpg 720w, https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/Josh-Brolin-in-Oldboy-2013-Movie-Image1-300x168.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/Josh-Brolin-in-Oldboy-2013-Movie-Image1.jpg 984w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 720px) 100vw, 720px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-29520\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Original concept art for Ridley Scott&#8217;s Alien.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><em>Oldboy 2.0<\/em> is a gormless, charmless, perfunctory affair that lacks subtlety, wit or any sense of impact. The story would confuse a <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">rocket surgeon<\/span> if they hadn&#8217;t seen the original film, and the motivation for even telling this story feels like it&#8217;s more for the shock and awe of the<em> doing<\/em>, than any creative higher calling. Spike Lee&#8217;s spirited camerawork is no match for Park Chan-wook&#8217;s steady, rigid, formula-driven brilliance, heaving itself across the film&#8217;s narrative like a whirligig looking for a disaster. Lee doesn&#8217;t seem afraid of stealing some camera movies from Chan-wook as well, although if we&#8217;re gonna call it stealing, then it&#8217;s a pretty cut and dried case, Your Honor.<em> Oldboy 2.0<\/em> isn&#8217;t smart, it<em> isn&#8217;t<\/em> shocking; really, the plot &#8220;twist&#8221; at the end is fumbled badly by a horribly edited, dreadfully acted (especially by Brolin, who rivals Darth Vader&#8217;s now-reviled &#8220;noooooo&#8221; at the end of <em>Revenge Of The Sith<\/em> for cringe-worthiness) and badly staged sequence where the reveal of <em>Oldboy&#8217;s<\/em> central conceit comes along as a whimper, rather than a roar. This in itself is nearly unforgivable, especially moreso considering the death, carnage, emotional wrangling and contemptuous plot machinations which the audience has already endured. I guess if all you&#8217;re after is a few nice death scenes and the sight of Elizabeth Olsen&#8217;s naked body writhing with the haggard one of Josh Brolin, you&#8217;ve chosen the right film.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_29521\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-29521\" style=\"width: 720px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-large wp-image-29521\" alt=\"Once you see that bewb almost falling out, you'll never un-see it.\" src=\"http:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/oldboy-2013-pom-klementieff-720x417.jpg\" width=\"720\" height=\"417\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/oldboy-2013-pom-klementieff-720x417.jpg 720w, https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/oldboy-2013-pom-klementieff-300x173.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.fernbyfilms.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/oldboy-2013-pom-klementieff.jpg 725w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 720px) 100vw, 720px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-29521\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Once you see that bewb almost falling out, you&#8217;ll never un-see it.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Studio hacks take note &#8211; if you&#8217;re going to remake a foreign language film for a Western audience, at least try and understand why the original film you&#8217;re remaking is held in such high regard you feel the need to remake it. Shooting it so you don&#8217;t have subtitles simply for the sake of it denigrates the medium of cinema &#8211; and it ruins your credibility as storytellers. 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