The incomprehensible garbage train that is Michael Bay’s Transformers franchise has delivered to us an even less coherent trailer than what’s come before. Witness the great Anthony Hopkins slumming it as Captain Exposition! Watch Mark Wahlberg continue to look utterly befuddled by all that transpires! Glare at a sextet of children forced slave-labour style to endure Bay’s sense of “whimsy”! Astound to the use of pyrotechnics used to fill the entire film with ephemeral jetsam reminiscent of the Normandy beach landing! The Last Knight lands into cinemas soon, will make a shit-ton of money, and prompt Bay to un-retire from helming this trash and make more of them.
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