Trailer Trash! – xXx: Return Of Xander Cage

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From 2002’s dopest (or is that dopiest) x-treme action flick xXx, to the dire sequel State Of The Union starring one of the Ice people, Vin Diesel is set to return to the franchise that never really did anything great and try and escape his Fast & Furious cliche by being a muscular action hero in…. well, this franchise. xXx: Return of Xander Cage looks like a stupid, nonsensical repeat of Diesel’s Sam Jackson-co-starring enterprise filled with x-treme stunts, x-treme guns and plenty of x-treme women – including Aussie talent Ruby Rose in the Furious Michelle Rodriguez role, apparently – and although slick, there’s nothing about this trailer that makes me want to pay money to see the film at an actual cinema. Anyway, if you’re vaguely interested in Diesel’s attempt to broaden his franchise potential, check out the new trailer after the jump!

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